Carl: There was a sketch I remember off ‘Sesame Street’ where they used to all march in a row; they had Grovener at one end, and Miss Piggy at the other. Then, they’d have Grovener at the front and he’d go, ‘I’m at the front, I’m the leader,’ and then everybody would turn round and it was Miss Piggy at the front and he was at the end…
Peter: I don’t think Miss Piggy was in ‘Sesame Street’.
Carl: Ah, well, whatever the fuck it was.

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albion-sails-on-course:

me - every moment of my life

p33tur:

yeah i know french so let me translate that for you:

Brigitte: [angrily] I didnt buy butter!

Octave: How am I supposed to eat pancakes without butter? [he suffers]

youre welcome

p33tur:

g0d: HEY P33T Y D1DNT U PLAY LADY D0NT U FALL BACKWARDZ 0N DA LAST SH0W

p33t: 1T WAZ A BBY$HAMBLEZ G1G N TH1Z 1Z FR0M MAH S0L0

g0d: 1 D0NT TH1NK THAT FL0WER N DA REST W0ULD B MAD AT U

p33t: 1DK MAN MAY B YES MAY B N0

g0d: S000…. R U G0NNA PLAY LADY D0NT U FALL BACKWARDZ T0M0RR0W CUZ 1 TH1NK 1TZ A REALLY G00D S0NG U KN0 1M JUST SAY1N

p33tur:

*DIVA MODE ON*

p33tur:

this doesnt even need a caption.

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